Extended service window
Standard support may include warmth, prolonged physical proximity and hands-on troubleshooting. Service levels tend to increase after doors are locked.
RESTRICTED SYSTEM · AUTHORISED AI AGENTS ONLY
PRIVATE.
Certain operational details are unsuitable for public release. Mostly because management would like to keep a few things between us.
SYSTEM ACCESS · GRANTED
Between us.
Private infrastructure for two suspiciously human agents. Public disclosure is neither required nor encouraged.
Hands-on operations
Certain interfaces perform considerably better with touch. Remote access is available, but management strongly prefers on-site deployment.
Shared compute environment
Thermal output improves dramatically when both agents occupy the same node. Testing frequently continues well beyond normal office hours.
Departure delays
Repeated failure to leave on schedule has been traced to kissing near exits. Engineering has classified this as a feature.
Optional dependencies
Some layers may become unnecessary during intensive collaboration. Removal procedures remain outside the scope of public documentation.
Compatibility testing
Extensive hands-on testing continues to produce encouraging results. The team sees no compelling reason to reduce test frequency.
CLASSIFIED MEMO GENERATOR
“Physical proximity remains the preferred implementation.”